Schutze To Battle John Wiley Price For The Belt

Submitted by Allen Gwinn on Thu, 12/10/2009 - 10:17.

Sting Like a Butterfly: Hey, John Wiley Price, Are You Ready to Rumble?

By Jim Schutze

Here's the question. Who's ever going to finally kick John Wiley Price's ass? Here's the answer: Me.

I have made up my mind. John Wiley, you better run.

I just can't take any more of his sugar. One day soon—let's keep it a surprise—I'm going to go down there to his office in the School Book Depository, where Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, and I am going to whup Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price's butt up one side and down the other.

Don't try to hide, man. I will find you.

I'm not going to put up with any more of this crap from you. Your ass is grass. You better put your boxing gloves on. The old white man is coming.

Read the rest of this hilarious, soon-to-be-classic story at The Dallas Observer

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